What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Roses are flowers.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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