What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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