What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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