- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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