Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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