Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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