- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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