Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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