Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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