- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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