- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Jimmy Saville

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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