- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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