Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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