- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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