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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What would Muhammed do?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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