Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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