What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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