- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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