- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Thats what she said

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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