- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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