- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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