Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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