A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

The Colts this year.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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