- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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