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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

once upon a time, it snowed

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Yo mama so fat.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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