- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Lets Go Lakers!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A seal walks into a club.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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