Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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