- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's 2+2? Fish

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

HURT

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

watch me nae nae

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Sex vagina. lol.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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