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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.