- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Guess who is violent. Osama

The EPA.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

c-? men, C-men

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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