Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

So, same time tomorrow then?

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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