- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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