- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

there once was a black man who played basketball

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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