Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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