- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

if got a joke if fogot it

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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