- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Emily Walker.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

jibby jobby

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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