What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Stephen Hawking

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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