- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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