- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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