If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Caolan and Eamon

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Guess what? Bananas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A French man gets into a fight

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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