- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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