- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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