roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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men's rights activists

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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