- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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