- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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