- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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