- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Pickles are moist.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What does water smell like? water.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Knock knock.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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