Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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