- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Immigration Laws

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

cory

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

I just drank a cola.

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