What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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one stop shop

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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