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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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