Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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