- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Urban ghettos

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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