- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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