Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Face Hunter is scum

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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