What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Trump will make America great again.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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