What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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