- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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