If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Women's Rights Movement

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

9/11

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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