Ben Affleck

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Irish sobriety

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

sweating like antoni with a girl

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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