Blacks

homosexual

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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