Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

John Cena

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man? Rob

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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