You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

a. why? b. because

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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