- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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