- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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