If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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