- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

roses are red violets are indigo

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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